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jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

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neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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